On a near monthly basis, Woot offers their “Random Crap” item. When it goes up for sale (usually during a “Woot Off”), it always sells out in a matter of seconds, usually crashing their site in the process. Regular shoppers see this item as the holy grail of all their offerings because for $8 you you have a chance of getting something really good on the cheap. At the bare minimum it’s entertaining to see the junk they dig out of their warehouse to send you.
Here’s the crap that landed on my front porch today-
Buying this crap, I’m bound by THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS, #2 of which is “Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.” I shall abide.